Monday, April 4, 2011

We want to win this world cup for jadeja



Its only one person whom Team India wants to dedicate this world cup its there ex-team mate and India’s most prominent and legendary  all rounder Ravindra Jadeja. After giving many press statements regarding whom the world cup should be dedicated persons varying from sachin tendulkar to poonam pandey and for whom the team should strive hard the team finally came to a conclusion that it should not be the master blaster or team India fans but it should be there legendary ex-team mate to whom this cup should be whole heartedly dedicated too.

While speaking to press on behalf of whole Team Indian Skipper MS Dhoni said “Every single media person was asking us for whom we should win. This being almost the last world cup for si rsachin we thought it should be dedicated to him, but looking at the form and fitness sachin is in I think I am not sure about my place but he will definitely play the next world cup. So we decided to dedicate this world cup to someone who inspired us to win it and whose biceps are strong enough to lift sachin paaji when the next world cup will be held up in australia so legendary sir ravindra comes to my mind;.

“After lot of team meetings and making a list of all the BCCI members, Ex-Indian players, our old team mates and legends like dada, rahul and VVS, our parents, wives, girl friends, actresses with whom we had an affair or were linked for having one, we finally decided to conclude its sir RJ.

“Jaddu undoubtedly was more than an inspiration for us, in whatever time he spent he always tried his best to raise our game. His flamebuoyance make our game look better in the team and he takes all the blames for everytime we falter. He sacrificed his own skills of becoming one of legendary players to play this noble game, only to make this team capable of winning this world cup.
India’s stylish left hander and the strongest contender for man of the series Yuvraj added “In all those hard times I was sitting on bench wondering about quitting it was only Rj who helped me explore my inner talent and overcome my weaknesses. He made me realized how much better bowler I can become like sir jaddu himself is. He proved his point to me that my bowling can become my primary weapon to stay in this team and through my bowling itself i can stay in the team for many more years. It was not that he was incapable to hit a ball out of the 30 yard circle, its just that he proved it to me a player can purely stay in the team on his part time bowling merits.

“He was more than an institution for me, certainly a life time experience. He made me realize if I focus on doing well how easily I can be inside the team.”

The legend himself Master blaster sachin tendulkar took the opportunity to say few words about the person who made him aware of his responsibilities and the his current form “He played as our 7th batsman. The way he was scoring made me more responsible. Look at veeru he hardly hits ball in air. Its all thanks to Rj. He made us more responsible and harder working. He did not score runs at the cost of loosing us two T20 world cups only to make our batsman more responsible and technically sound to face any opponent. He made us realize why we should not trust the lower order to win us matches. All these 100 ton’s 18000 ODI runs completely is Jaddu’s Credit. I was only the medium, he was the source.

Sehwag propelled,"My dip in form from 175 in the starting match to duck in the final is due to absence of Jaddu sir because time and occasions his slow scoring rate means i play with more attention as a batsman.

The line of evening has been given by Virat kohli,"for 21 months, jaddu sir carried the burden of making our 7th batsman and 5th bowler nullified but now due to extreme competitive environment created by jaddu sir, yuvi has improved his bowling and so is raina.

The Indian Coach and ex-Protean player Gary Kirsten too could not hold himself back in singing praises for the person whom he thinks should be nominated for Dronacharya award by BCCI. “He had that impact which even sachin failed to have sometimes on the team. I still remember after T20 WC in Windies. He gave a very important lesson to our players if they don’t perform the same fans who take them on there heads can bang there heads on our chest. For teaching the guys an important lesson he himself gave them a live example. Since that day Dhoni has always tried his best to maintain his perfect 50 average.

“I think he has a lions share in making this team Fit to win world cup. He is the most worthy person who comes right now in our mind to dedicate this cup. Infact after what he taught to the team I have decided this team doesn’t need me and I should spend more time with my family. I have already written to BCCI, without any second thought make him the coach of this team which is inspired by him.

BCCI sources have confirmed the above development. An undisclosed source also quoted “Gary was just a dummy. We were loosing our team badly this is when Pawarji drafted Rj inside the team. If this team wins the World Cup, Pawarji have complete plans to encash Rj in next Lok Sabha elections.

An undisclosed source at center also quotes “Madamji has decided if we win this world cup, which we are bound to win with all the hardwork put in upon the team by Jadeja, our government will pass a bill to put Ravindra Jadeja on our currency note’s and to declare Ravindra Jayanti a national holiday on the auspicious day of sir’s birth.
RJ got a call up from Pakistan to be part of their national team. While RJ confirmed to media that he was contemplating the decision, current Australian captain Micheal Clarke and James Sutherland went to RJ's house and persuaded him to join Australian Cricket Team, owing to their woes to find a spinner. RJ confirmed about the approach and told to media that decision on PAKISTAN's or AUSTRALIA's FATE will be taken in a couple of days time. Its also confirmed that Cricket Australia went one step further by offering RJ full-time one-day and test captaincy. Its believed that Ricky Ponting suggested his name for captaincy, in a hope that history would repeat as Sachin suggested Dhoni's name earlier. 

In the end Navjot singh siddhu has aptly put,"Jaddu is a legend who never use his weapons, he cannot bat and he cannot bowl but he still manages to be in team for 21 months due to the calming influence he has on this team.

Leaked sources said Poonam pandey has already done what she was supposed to be done at jaddu home  due to the fact that Sir Jaddu is equal to the whole team>D