Don 2: The chase is not that interesting after all

 

 

Don 2:

after the debacle called Ra.one, was doubly cautious to tread the same path. Did it  and came out of the theatre with a average persona rather than the money losing guy who watches Bodyguard or a RA.one!!
The movie was Ok with all its loopholes, could have been tighter at places but may be when don 3 will release We will get to see a real action thriller..

Plot: Now don is back after 5 years and has become Asian Drug lord.Now his eyes are on European grounds. european Cartel bosses combined and planned to kill DOn in Thailand itself.

Stlish fightscene number 1..Don fights europeans cartel goons in thailand backwaters. good action that is but don is way to overconfident or overacts that it irritates a normal hollywood action movie lover.

Cut to Om-Puri(Malik)-Roma(PC) scene where Malik is retiring with one unfulfilled wish..To catch a don..Don make a entry in Headquarters and surrenders himself..!!!..Piggy chops behave with such a attitude like she has caught don red handed..

. Don surrenders before Interpol detectives Malik (Om Puri) and Roma (Priyanka Chopra) in Malaysia and meets Vardhan in prison. He tells Vardhan of his plan to himself escape and also make him escape from jail – and carries out the plan. No great plan. just plain plan which one have seen in numerous movies. why don escapes with vardhan?

 well Vardhan has one key and Don, the other key, of a locker in which is a recorded tape with evidence to blackmail J.K. Diwan (Aly Khan), vice president of Deutsche Zurich Bank in Berlin (Germany). Don shares with Diwan the incriminating footage and in return for not exposing him, asks him for the access codes used to lay hands on the plates necessary to print currency notes in Germany. He plans to smuggle the plates out of the bank, print currency notes and become a billionaire.

Diwan hires Jabbar (Nawab Shah) to kill Don so that he does not have to give him access to the plates but Don not only escapes but also takes Jabbar on his side. He forces Diwan to now give him the access codes, which the latter does. He also uses his own ways to ensure that he and his team can gain entry into the bank and the vault where the plates are kept. He hires the services of Sameer Ali (Kunal Kapoor), an expert computer hacker. Assisted by his girlfriend, Ayesha (Lara Dutta), Vardhan, Jabbar and Sameer Ali, Don hatches the master plot to enter the high-security bank and escape with the plates kept in a highly-guarded safe deposit vault. Everything goes according to plan till Vardhan and Jabbar turn against Don and demand the plates from him with the intention of ditching him. Don has no option but to give them the plates.

Meanwhile, Interpol detectives Malik and Roma have also reached the bank in Berlin to interrogate Diwan as Roma is sure that Diwan has links with Don.

..Meanwhile Jabbar and Bardaan has plates and hostages inside the building and they demands escape route from building..Roma again show such a attitude like she has caught don red handed

Don wants immunity from German police..again reenter building with roma and german forces..Fight scenes...puffy love scene....villains died and injured and don a free man..Watch the movie for last twist

Shahrukh Khan: single handedly took movie on his shoulders..though a tinge of overacting makes uncomfortable..

Piggy chops: neither she is a jungly billi neither she acts good..

Lara dutta/Kunal kapoor: short roles..

Boman: good acting in watever space he gets

Jabbar: a freaky villain

diwan: good acting

Overall..shahrukh is no TOM cruise and Kunal is no simon pegg

The movie is stylish but it blew hot and cold at frequent intervals..

The plan was simple yet stupid...and whole movie based on one plan...Fast five like..yet climax could be made more intriguing..also the difficulties while stealing of plates were far too simple..

Also it would have been better if they could have focussed more on /jimmy coughan and making him one powerful villian..all they show is his arrest at end of the movie

Underworld Awakening: Leaves a lot to desire

 

Underworld Awakening:( disclaimer: not for pattinson and lautner fans:P)..because here Vampires and werewolves are shown like they are best at)

Well to be honest I am fan of this Vampire vs werewolves(Lycans) series. ( no twilight stuff:P). silver bullets, sunlight ultraviolet bullets..Good vampires..Hybrid having the mixture of Vampire and Lycan and loads of stunts,bloods and fast slick action. but sadly the 4th installment of the series leaves a lot to be desire.


The film starts off with a little recap of the previous movies to give the casual viewer a chance to get an idea of the franchise they are stepping in to. the problem is that if you havent seen previous 3 installments you will find it hard to find who exactly is SELENe and micheal..

It seems humans have found out about Vampire’s and Lycans and they aren’t too happy about it. The monsters that are usually the hunters are now pushed to the brink of extinction. Where does that leave the super-vampire hero SELENe and her Were-pire lover Michael? Well no place good and in an attempt to go into hiding they are ambushed.

The stories moves ahead from the finish of 2nd film where selene( leather suit vampire rebel and best fighter and michael( a good hybrid) have been captured after first 10 minutes of the movie shows that humans resort to ethnic cleansing of the two species- Vampires and Lycans. Lycans are extinct and Vampires remains in hiding. Now remember resident evil 3..)alice escape from hospital) and wicked doctor...same thing happens as our heroine celine wakes up from Limbo after 12 years( subject 2)..she was allowed to run after doctor sees she can be useful in tracking down subject1.
the doctors belong to evil corporation called Antigen is working on the final cure to make sure they can never spread their infection again. while

Well she has visions of someone close which she thinks is of michael. She thinks she’s on his trail but it turns out to be a young girl named Eve (India Eisley) who is a lab grown clone of both her and her Michael (Essentially a little girl were-pire.)

enter a good vampire..helps them..and take them to vampire hiding ground near dam..Later lycan attacked the hiding place and triple size lycan defeat Selene and take away eve.
Good fighting here.


Cut to antigen hospital...the doctor is actually the lycan and all the guards too! with the help of sebastian(detective) Selene realises that lycans were never extinct and we came to know that that triple size king kong lycan is doctor son...fight ensures..doctor lycan vs eve...big lycan vs selene...and rest guards vs good vampire...Some fight...michael runs away after his cyro box was broken by selene...so movie ends with another plot for the next series that lycans will now be behind micheal...


what is really bad....I am not fan of 3 hrs senseless cinema...but 88 minutes is too short a time for this film..That is some editing tighter than Beckinsale’s pants and it’s officially the shortest of the series. Every problem the film has could have easily been fixed with another 20 minutes. There was a lot of movie in that short run-time and it didn’t help!

Many of the plots like sebastian story,vampire elder hidden agenda and others were left for 5th series i assume.


Now for what I liked. The action is amazing., I was a little startled by some glass flying at my face. All of the chorography was just fantastic. Selene has never been more of a badass. She is a cold blooded killer that has been pushed to the edge and has no problem taking out anybody in her quest to find Michael and protect her newfound daughter.
There are some awesome kills .eve openig up werewolve head into two with bare hands. It’s funny how refreshing it can be to see a vampire or werewolf actually act like monsters instead of heartthrobs.

I just really wish they had given the movie a chance with a longer runtime.

another sad part is that..first two series villains..victor..lucien...marcus were powerful...here the villain is nothing to be great at..except triple sizeness...and that means no hand to hand combat or swordship..


still watchable if you are this series fan,...if not leaving it is not a bad choice either!

though best film in the series upto now is underworld 2.

Small Boy!

And now after reviews and views, it’s time for some purview! Lost and found my phone in the bustling city of Mumbai which shows that honesty is still alive in humans. This incident reminds me of a story that my friend told me that happened on hills in a chaiwallah cum restaurant shop of kumaon region. In his words,”On a cold frosty morning;

A friend: Mahesh da, adhrakh waali chai bana do 4(make 4 ginger cups tea).

Mahesh da: bas ready hain sir!(its almost ready)

Costing 4 rupees per cup, it was one of the tastiest and a good bargain tea that one can ask for.

Mahesh da shop is popular there and with a wife and a 6 year old cute son (deepu) a happy ideal family indeed.   

Whenever we visit that shop, deepu would sit with us, play with all the confectionery items that his father shop hold and as k us questions from movies to geography!

And then suddenly one day he came to us and say,” I want a clean shaven head”!(clean shaven head in the region is mainly associated with mundan and barpan(for happier times) and with death of some family member in mourning. “Please ask my dad, he is not listening to me”. On enquiring with Mahesh da we all reject it as one night fancy or ghazni effect (popular movie that time) that affect the child heart! He cried, insist, argue and with his sudden develop fancy finally Mahesh da succumbs to it and one day lo! Our deepu has developed a no hair skull!

What followed next was deepu has become brand ambassador of ” ganju patel,teri khopdi mein tel” song to make fun of shaven head! Now six year deepu studies in a good school of that town and with shaven head, red sweater of school uniform and that yellow bag with ben 10 cartoon pic inscribed on it, he looks cute at best, And then on one usual evening after finishing the classes, the friends again goes to sit there to have maggi and chai and a car stops in front of Mahesh da shop! A lady, a man and a shaven boy wearing similar uniform to deepu steps down and looks for deepu!..Mahesh Da thought probably deepu has done something wrong (fight or so) in school and then with the anger in his voice goes inside his home (behind the shop) and shouting “deepu deepu” angrily. Deepu sheepishly came out from the room and Mahesh da almost dragged him to the front of his shop and speaks,” sorry behenji, for whatever he has done”

Lady: you are his father!

Mahesh da: yes. I know he has done something wrong.

Lady: meet my husband. Namaste exchanged. And my son rohan.deepu and rohan are classmates.

Mahesh da: So deepu has picked up fight or something.

The friend group was there listening to every word carefully whether with shaven head deepu thought himself like aamir of ghazni and beating his friends in school!

Lady,” No no, in fact you must be proud of your son!

Mahesh da (now little surprised),” what has he done”?

Lady,” My son has been suffering from leukaemia. And his treatment is still going on. Due to this he has a shaven head. But due to fear of being everyone fun and stingy remarks about his shaven head, my son feared to go to school again. Then deepu consoled him and promised him that he would shave his head too so that whatever remarks the school children will make he absorb half of them, and now my son happily go to school and deepu and rohan has a great bonding too now!”I came here to thank you and deepu that you again bring the light on my son  life and lift his spirits’ to live, to fight.

It was dead silence for one minute and then deepu took rohan away to play cricket merrily! He doesn’t feel proud or something, for the “ganju patel” it was no big deal or incident! The rest grown up stands there thinking......    

Sakshi ne kiya dhoni ke 12 inch ka khulaasa!!!

Wonder this is the true breaking news in our beloved bhoot prêt, mahavinaash TV..India TV. I still didn’t understand if any foreigner sees this TV what images he makes up of india. Though daily one can get loads of entertainment by watching this great channel by Rajat Sharma but some of my personal favourites Breaking news(it breaks in every ten minutes) according to the rankings are:

7.Reincarnation of Amitabh Bachhan: india Tv superbond investigative paranormal(abnormal it seems) experts went to Usa to research that Amitabh  in former life was Mr.Booth. If you found this is ridiculous then sample this, they even declare booth first wife  reincarnation is rekha and second wife reincarnation is jaya bachhan.. Just looking at the statement of anchor..” aaj pesh kareingein hum saboot amitabh ke punrjanam ka” after spending one hour of viewing senseless repetition they screamed” Mr.booth was a left hander and has a daughter and a son..Amitabh possess same characteristics:P:D..Now being left handed is really rare and so is having two children it seems…On the hindsight..poor rekha..

6.The half human god will speak today(narsimha avatar):a sphinx like statue is found in Babylon and our glorious reporters sensationally attributed the same as reincarnation of narsimha avatar. The use of arrows in the dark pictures and the circles over the google maps makes news a real drama.They even go on to claim the battle of hirnakashyap and narsimha(mythological figures) to the exact pinpoint location with arrows and circles. Sample of reporting” on an anonymous balcony(every palace has this thing)..isi balcony mein vadh hua tha hirnakashyap ka” 

5.Onion witch(pyaaz maangne waali chudail): if there is one species who are happy with india that is the species of chudail,shaitaan,pretaatma etc etc. Such a exotic coverage from kapde churane waala bhoot to paatal ka bauna that one can feel threatened how many species reside on this earth. Sources said that the up down of the onion prices is directly proportional to the pyaaz hafta of chudail.When they screamed yeh chudail aapke saath bhi ho sakti hain..many married man looks to their wives with popped eyes:D

4.Staircase to heaven:If you are fed up with “hoga ab mahavinaash line”..”maha” word adding more power to the statement, the super reporters have searched the solution to escape that…a staircase to heaven..when you really look the pic it is just rough landbut wait as explained above with the help of arrows and circles a rough land can take you upto heavens..P.S.Mayans are alreading cursing themselves why they get bored in making calendar and stopped to lead such super theories and solutions !

3.Live rape on TV: imagine there is no prior video trailer..just a bottom line ..aaj dikhaeyngein aapko live balatkaar tv par…many testorone charged girl starved boys and men have been waiting for this with tongues wagging out in the hope thoda toh dikhaaeyegein ya blurred karke dikhaayengein and our esteemed channel show silencer act 6 month after the movie releaseJ..such a high ethics channel..

2.Alien will steal your cow(alien churate hain aapki gaiy):

Just 3 4 punchline in this 2 hr special report:

1.alien bhi peete hain gaaiy ka doodh.acha hua maa ka nahin peete:/

2.a cow went missing in jungle and our reporter says it get abducted(probably was in lion stomach).

3.this is best’ with special sound track” kya bhaarat ki gaayein hain nishaane par”..aayee baat karte hain madan maharaj se and poochte hain kaise raksha kar sakte hain apni gaaye ki.he spoke some mantra and offered tabiz for gaey:P   ..milk becomes 40rs litre after thatL

  

1 and the best:..Sakshi kareingi pardafaash dhoni ke powerful baarah inch ka:P:P

Now after seeing this tagline the first person to have a heart attack was MS dhoni…he scratched his head so much ki kisne pics out ki hain that no hair left on his head from thereon. All the Indian men were cursing or being jealous from dhoni that day..And when khulaasa comes it was dhoni bat that was being talked about ..high point of that report” pehle 1.5 feet ka tha dhoni ka:D:D….

   

woman in my life!

And i run for the peace,

finding destination to reach,

In those fragile hands she holds me,

hiding harsh realities undone breach,

for under the advent of life,

the simple lane of success and failures,

she's the one that pushes me,

prepare the food of character of love,

she walk equal footsteps till i learn to run,

and now she left behind like a pillar of strength,

she feels the pain of my bruises,

balming it with her soothing heart,

and waters my dreams to grow,

not letting them to fall apart..

she let her engulfing emotions,

when i prepare to leave,

she hides her tears with a smile,

and standing in front of the door,

till i was away quite a mile..

and now like a old oak tree,

she become weak but grounded at roots,

and for all the shed that she shower,

listening with childhood anticipation my crazy journeys,

 in come of joy many arrives,

but she was there to share the sorrows,

and before i lost in multitude of life,

i dream of gifting her an indelible imprint,

and in stretches of imagination you knit my sweaters'

and now i want to knit my life.

for that i never was able to say,

but yes mother i want to grow old with you.......

Needless to say i am a movie freak so yesterday watched back to back movies in a multiplex where tuesday rates are cheaper than cola:P(competition in mumbai:D).Me and shivaji(my friend) sets on a journey to multiplex at 8pm and broadway is just a 5 minute trip from our flat.Heis not a past movie freak(got this habit now in my company:P) so he even doesnt know till interval who vinay pathak is!!! well now about the something about movie.. Many Hindi movie plots involve an actor and actress who are forced to travel together and who realize along the way that they’ve fallen in love. Friday’s release “Chalo Dilli” (Lets Go to Delhi) is also based on a journey–but not of the romantic kind. Instead, it’s a light-hearted “air, road and rail” trip story that brings together two people from very different economic backgrounds.instead our hero and heroine are bhaisahab and behenji to each other(one of its kind).

Mihika, played by actor Lara Dutta, is an uptown investment banker from Mumbai, who misses her flight to Delhi. She travel from the budget class to Jaipur and our hero manu too and takes a taxi from there. he taxi driver spent much time in sleeping and screaming everytime about his gareebi.In Jaipur, she meets a local salesman, Manu Gupta, played by actor Vinay Pathak, who has a small shop in Delhi’s squarely middle class Karol Bagh, who also needs to get back to Delhi.

The two travel together back to the capital, passing through small towns and dhabas along the way, and along the way Mihika discovers India, which seems like a lot to accomplish in a journey of less than 300 kilometers. The trip to delhi involves all what a northern rustic heartland has too offer. The dhabha food, travelling in a truck and also a dilwale dulhainya le jaayenge type of running to the train by heroine where our hero is saying" take my hand". Though in this scene our hero pulls chain to stop the train. The bribe to TC and subsequent experience of a regular jatt dabangai in village is also evident. Then a trip to red tomato hotel which is loud and boisterous with vivid posters on walls and everywhere sharply represents rusty honeymoon suites of villages. With our hero doing everything wrong which leads to curfew, and his characteristic "konsi badi baat ho gayee behenji' the fun journey ends there.Akshay kumar has a cameo as dutta husband and last 10 minutes are quite emotional due to vinay personal problems. Add yana gupta raunchy "laila mein laila number" and this movie qualifies as one time watch.The narrative has a sweet simplicity which transports you into the onscreen journey and makes you a willing witness to the bond-building between ‘bhaisaheb’ and ‘behenji’.Watch it for vinay pathak..this guy with his loud mouthness and simplicity(jugaaduness) makes one laugh. Second half is sort of dull as comparable to first still worth the money.

As far as franchise films go, The Fast and Furious series seem to be hitting the ground at top gear, with this installment not showing signs of slowing down, but prepping a new direction for future films to take, shifting gears from a film showcasing hot bodies (not solely just car chassis) and fast nox-enabled cars into the classic heist genre, given that it had that as its underlying premise from the first film, and now with a growing ensemble, are ready to give Ocean's Eleven a run for its money.

Rio De Janeiro provides the backdrop in which this installment takes place in (quite a popular location for films recently too), with the chief villain being Reyes (Joaquim de Almedia), a mobster with a businessman front, with his tentacles of vice and influence extending toward every part of the city. Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel), Brian O'Conner (Paul Walker) and the former's sister Mia (Jordana Brewster) hide out in the city as fugitives having broken Dom en route to prison at the end of Fast & Furious, and with the kind of money available for the taking to start a family of their own with Mia found to be pregnant, they decide to assemble a team, not to pass up the opportunity of robbing Reyes blind.

So in comes a whole host of characters whom we have seen in past films, such as Roman (Tyrese Gibson), Tej (Ludacris), Gisele (Gal Gadot), and even Han (Sung Kang) whom we know what happened to in Tokyo Drift, hence putting the chronology of the films at 1, 2, 4, 5 and 3 (five films in 10 years is quite consistent), which is now sometime in the not so immediate future. Director Justin Lin takes on his 3rd film of the franchise and together with writer Chris Morgan have managed to introduce new elements to surprise audiences and fans up until this installment, keeping with the usual action laden elements, while bringing on new characters into the franchise, this time with Dwayne Johnson coming in as a no nonsense, dogged and persistent FBI operative Hobbs, with an arsenal of technology and attitude to aid him and his team in tracking down Dom and his crew.

And of course who cannot wait to see two tough guys in Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson go one on one with each other in a fisticuffs, especially since their time with family friendly films have taken a backseat to put them both firmly back into the action genre. It sets up new rivalry, while keeping the old between Dominic and Brian with the latter always keen to prove who's the better driver. And like most ensemble films, it's make or break given the character's appeal, and I'm glad to note they share this incredibly chemistry this bunch of highly skilled cons who each bring their know-how to the table in trying to pull off mission frickin' insanity, and everyone possessing a mean driver's license to power souped up vehicles.

And if it's action you're seeking, it's action you'll get in this film too, putting aside the rather rote and superficial theme of family and trust. There's no lack of races and wheels on the roads although I do note that there's not too much of signature cars to go around this time. Even a would be street race was unceremoniously cut off, although we do get it compensated with a four way race down two traffic lights amongst Roman, Dom, Brian and Han which was more of a fair competition since they were all essentially driving the same model. Then there's the big bang finale that you would have seen in the trailer, with Dom and Brian yanking a bank vault and travelling down the streets of Rio at top speed, in what would be a fittingly noisy last act destroying everything, and I mean everything, along their path, that has to be seen in a cinema to enjoy this guilt trip in sense surround glory.

Needless to say I am a fan of the franchise, and am excited about the direction this film would be going even if it would mean limiting the number of cars on the roads, since the film had already shown the potential of that chemistry between the cast and characters, and I'm eagerly anticipating more. From one fanboy and an action junkie to any other, this of course would be recommended fare.

Stay tuned while the end credits roll, and you'll be treated to a stinger that reaffirms and teases what's to come in the next film, with no less than two surprise appearances. But no, with the timeline, it'll take a while before Lucas Black will be able to link up with the guys. For an adrenalin pumping high octane entertaining film outing, Fast Five is that opener to a very noisy and crowded summer season to come.

We want to win this world cup for jadeja

Its only one person whom Team India wants to dedicate this world cup its there ex-team mate and India’s most prominent and legendary  all rounder Ravindra Jadeja. After giving many press statements regarding whom the world cup should be dedicated persons varying from sachin tendulkar to poonam pandey and for whom the team should strive hard the team finally came to a conclusion that it should not be the master blaster or team India fans but it should be there legendary ex-team mate to whom this cup should be whole heartedly dedicated too.

While speaking to press on behalf of whole Team Indian Skipper MS Dhoni said “Every single media person was asking us for whom we should win. This being almost the last world cup for si rsachin we thought it should be dedicated to him, but looking at the form and fitness sachin is in I think I am not sure about my place but he will definitely play the next world cup. So we decided to dedicate this world cup to someone who inspired us to win it and whose biceps are strong enough to lift sachin paaji when the next world cup will be held up in australia so legendary sir ravindra comes to my mind;.

“After lot of team meetings and making a list of all the BCCI members, Ex-Indian players, our old team mates and legends like dada, rahul and VVS, our parents, wives, girl friends, actresses with whom we had an affair or were linked for having one, we finally decided to conclude its sir RJ.

“Jaddu undoubtedly was more than an inspiration for us, in whatever time he spent he always tried his best to raise our game. His flamebuoyance make our game look better in the team and he takes all the blames for everytime we falter. He sacrificed his own skills of becoming one of legendary players to play this noble game, only to make this team capable of winning this world cup.

India’s stylish left hander and the strongest contender for man of the series Yuvraj added “In all those hard times I was sitting on bench wondering about quitting it was only Rj who helped me explore my inner talent and overcome my weaknesses. He made me realized how much better bowler I can become like sir jaddu himself is. He proved his point to me that my bowling can become my primary weapon to stay in this team and through my bowling itself i can stay in the team for many more years. It was not that he was incapable to hit a ball out of the 30 yard circle, its just that he proved it to me a player can purely stay in the team on his part time bowling merits.

“He was more than an institution for me, certainly a life time experience. He made me realize if I focus on doing well how easily I can be inside the team.”

The legend himself Master blaster sachin tendulkar took the opportunity to say few words about the person who made him aware of his responsibilities and the his current form “He played as our 7th batsman. The way he was scoring made me more responsible. Look at veeru he hardly hits ball in air. Its all thanks to Rj. He made us more responsible and harder working. He did not score runs at the cost of loosing us two T20 world cups only to make our batsman more responsible and technically sound to face any opponent. He made us realize why we should not trust the lower order to win us matches. All these 100 ton’s 18000 ODI runs completely is Jaddu’s Credit. I was only the medium, he was the source.

Sehwag propelled,"My dip in form from 175 in the starting match to duck in the final is due to absence of Jaddu sir because time and occasions his slow scoring rate means i play with more attention as a batsman.

The line of evening has been given by Virat kohli,"for 21 months, jaddu sir carried the burden of making our 7th batsman and 5th bowler nullified but now due to extreme competitive environment created by jaddu sir, yuvi has improved his bowling and so is raina.

The Indian Coach and ex-Protean player Gary Kirsten too could not hold himself back in singing praises for the person whom he thinks should be nominated for Dronacharya award by BCCI. “He had that impact which even sachin failed to have sometimes on the team. I still remember after T20 WC in Windies. He gave a very important lesson to our players if they don’t perform the same fans who take them on there heads can bang there heads on our chest. For teaching the guys an important lesson he himself gave them a live example. Since that day Dhoni has always tried his best to maintain his perfect 50 average.

“I think he has a lions share in making this team Fit to win world cup. He is the most worthy person who comes right now in our mind to dedicate this cup. Infact after what he taught to the team I have decided this team doesn’t need me and I should spend more time with my family. I have already written to BCCI, without any second thought make him the coach of this team which is inspired by him.

BCCI sources have confirmed the above development. An undisclosed source also quoted “Gary was just a dummy. We were loosing our team badly this is when Pawarji drafted Rj inside the team. If this team wins the World Cup, Pawarji have complete plans to encash Rj in next Lok Sabha elections.

An undisclosed source at center also quotes “Madamji has decided if we win this world cup, which we are bound to win with all the hardwork put in upon the team by Jadeja, our government will pass a bill to put Ravindra Jadeja on our currency note’s and to declare Ravindra Jayanti a national holiday on the auspicious day of sir’s birth.

RJ got a call up from Pakistan to be part of their national team. While RJ confirmed to media that he was contemplating the decision, current Australian captain Micheal Clarke and James Sutherland went to RJ's house and persuaded him to join Australian Cricket Team, owing to their woes to find a spinner. RJ confirmed about the approach and told to media that decision on PAKISTAN's or AUSTRALIA's FATE will be taken in a couple of days time. Its also confirmed that Cricket Australia went one step further by offering RJ full-time one-day and test captaincy. Its believed that Ricky Ponting suggested his name for captaincy, in a hope that history would repeat as Sachin suggested Dhoni's name earlier. 

In the end Navjot singh siddhu has aptly put,"Jaddu is a legend who never use his weapons, he cannot bat and he cannot bowl but he still manages to be in team for 21 months due to the calming influence he has on this team.

Leaked sources said Poonam pandey has already done what she was supposed to be done at jaddu home  due to the fact that Sir Jaddu is equal to the whole team>D