Sakshi ne kiya dhoni ke 12 inch ka khulaasa!!!

Wonder this is the true breaking news in our beloved bhoot prêt, mahavinaash TV..India TV. I still didn’t understand if any foreigner sees this TV what images he makes up of india. Though daily one can get loads of entertainment by watching this great channel by Rajat Sharma but some of my personal favourites Breaking news(it breaks in every ten minutes) according to the rankings are:

7.Reincarnation of Amitabh Bachhan: india Tv superbond investigative paranormal(abnormal it seems) experts went to Usa to research that Amitabh  in former life was Mr.Booth. If you found this is ridiculous then sample this, they even declare booth first wife  reincarnation is rekha and second wife reincarnation is jaya bachhan.. Just looking at the statement of anchor..” aaj pesh kareingein hum saboot amitabh ke punrjanam ka” after spending one hour of viewing senseless repetition they screamed” Mr.booth was a left hander and has a daughter and a son..Amitabh possess same characteristics:P:D..Now being left handed is really rare and so is having two children it seems…On the hindsight..poor rekha..

6.The half human god will speak today(narsimha avatar):a sphinx like statue is found in Babylon and our glorious reporters sensationally attributed the same as reincarnation of narsimha avatar. The use of arrows in the dark pictures and the circles over the google maps makes news a real drama.They even go on to claim the battle of hirnakashyap and narsimha(mythological figures) to the exact pinpoint location with arrows and circles. Sample of reporting” on an anonymous balcony(every palace has this thing)..isi balcony mein vadh hua tha hirnakashyap ka” 

5.Onion witch(pyaaz maangne waali chudail): if there is one species who are happy with india that is the species of chudail,shaitaan,pretaatma etc etc. Such a exotic coverage from kapde churane waala bhoot to paatal ka bauna that one can feel threatened how many species reside on this earth. Sources said that the up down of the onion prices is directly proportional to the pyaaz hafta of chudail.When they screamed yeh chudail aapke saath bhi ho sakti hain..many married man looks to their wives with popped eyes:D

4.Staircase to heaven:If you are fed up with “hoga ab mahavinaash line”..”maha” word adding more power to the statement, the super reporters have searched the solution to escape that…a staircase to heaven..when you really look the pic it is just rough landbut wait as explained above with the help of arrows and circles a rough land can take you upto heavens..P.S.Mayans are alreading cursing themselves why they get bored in making calendar and stopped to lead such super theories and solutions !

3.Live rape on TV: imagine there is no prior video trailer..just a bottom line ..aaj dikhaeyngein aapko live balatkaar tv par…many testorone charged girl starved boys and men have been waiting for this with tongues wagging out in the hope thoda toh dikhaaeyegein ya blurred karke dikhaayengein and our esteemed channel show silencer act 6 month after the movie releaseJ..such a high ethics channel..

2.Alien will steal your cow(alien churate hain aapki gaiy):

Just 3 4 punchline in this 2 hr special report:

1.alien bhi peete hain gaaiy ka doodh.acha hua maa ka nahin peete:/

2.a cow went missing in jungle and our reporter says it get abducted(probably was in lion stomach).

3.this is best’ with special sound track” kya bhaarat ki gaayein hain nishaane par”..aayee baat karte hain madan maharaj se and poochte hain kaise raksha kar sakte hain apni gaaye ki.he spoke some mantra and offered tabiz for gaey:P   ..milk becomes 40rs litre after thatL

  

1 and the best:..Sakshi kareingi pardafaash dhoni ke powerful baarah inch ka:P:P

Now after seeing this tagline the first person to have a heart attack was MS dhoni…he scratched his head so much ki kisne pics out ki hain that no hair left on his head from thereon. All the Indian men were cursing or being jealous from dhoni that day..And when khulaasa comes it was dhoni bat that was being talked about ..high point of that report” pehle 1.5 feet ka tha dhoni ka:D:D….